How the Beerdrinker ranks the beers:

  Only buy a half, or better still, something else

  Not a favourite of the Beerdrinker, but worth a try

  Mine’s a pint (and a half).  The Beerdrinker is more than happy to drink this.

  One glass just won’t be enough.  A seriously good beer.

  Be prepared for a session, because the Beerdrinker is pleased to see this beer being served.

  Better order a taxi, because I’m not going to be able to walk as far as the car …