How the Beerdrinker ranks the beers:
Only buy a half, or better still, something else
Not a favourite of the Beerdrinker, but worth a try
Mine’s a pint (and a half). The Beerdrinker is more than happy to drink this.
One glass just won’t be enough. A seriously good beer.
Be prepared for a session, because the Beerdrinker is pleased to see this beer being served.
Better order a taxi, because I’m not going to be able to walk as far as the car …